Once upon a time, there was a kitty named Pookie, who always dreamed of becoming a queen. She dreamed, and dreamed and dreamed until one day, a fairy godmother appeared. "Who are you?" Pookie meowed. "I'm your fairy godmother!" said the fairy godmother, "And I am here to make your dream come true."

Even though Pookie knew the woman standing in the glittery costume was not actually her fairy godmother, but merely her owner, Pookie sighed and played along anyway. "Go for it." Pookie yowled.

So her fairy godmother, set out to create, the perfect sanctuary for Pookie. A magical place with majestic spires, triangular sky lights and other artsy stuff LA designers like to create. "Tah dah!" said the fairy godmother. "Huh?" snorted Pookie, who had fallen asleep after hours of watching.

"Look what I made for you! It's a castle where you can escape the human world and venture to lands where cats fly among the clouds, play in the sea, and frolic through enchanted forests." "Cool." purred Pookie, curling up inside her new home.

"Can you make one for my friend, Gorgie?" "Oh right!" the fairy godmother shot back sarcastically, "Why don't I make one for every cat in the world?" "Works for me!" Pookie said with the flip of her tail.

And so the Kitty Castle™ was born, fulfilling every kitty's dream of becoming a royal highness, and every owner's dream of dressing up in a glittery costume and acting like a fairy godmother. Well, maybe not every owner. And they all lived happily ever after.